Yes we know, we are too good to you - digital loveliness and tasty prizes all on one site!
Tacky plug aside, we're delighted to announce that we have four pairs of Taste festival tickets to give away to 38minutes members. Taste of Edinburgh 2010 takes place in Inverleith Park from Friday 28 to Sunday 30 May. The popular event brings together some of the UK's top chefs and the best restaurants in Edinburgh for food, drinks and fun in the capital's sunshine (or drizzle).
Tickets cover entry for two people to the event on Friday, Saturday or Sunday (your pick) plus VIP passes including a glass of bubbly.
Full details of the event can be found here.
How to enter:
Channel 4 celebrity chefs Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall and Heston Blumenthal are famed for their bizarre culinary experiments - between them they have served up squirrel, placenta, snail porridge, blackbirds baked in a pie and ejaculating cake.
What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten? Tell us about it below in no more than 100 words.
To enter, post your answers as a comment to this blog before midnight on Tuesday 25 May. We'll choose our four favourites and contact the winners on Wednesday. Simples!
Or, if you'd rather bag a million quid, tune in to Channel 4's new show Million Dollar Drop tonight. Almost as good as a burger.